 Windows Vista Code Revealed!!! 3Mar2008 Filed under: Linux:Humor , Microsoft Author: Rami Taibah Well not really, it’s just a funny little ad by techradar I found in the Linux Format Special Edition “CODE IT!” /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1 Estimated release date:2008 */ #include “win95.h” #include “win98.h” #include “leopard.h” char chew_up_some_ram[10000000]; void main () { while (!CRASHED) { if (first_time_install) { make_10_gigabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE); hang_system(); } if (still_not_crashed) { basically_run_windows_xp(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (!DX10GPU()) { set_graphics(aero, very_slow); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } // printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000″); // printf(”Welcome to Windows XP”); printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”); while (something) { sleep(10); get_user_input(); sleep(10); act_on_user_input(); sleep(10); flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk); } creat_general_protection_fault(); } Now that the Vista code is revealed, MS coders please step aside and let the real Open Source coders salvage what your foolish hands wrought!  本文来自ChinaUnix博客，假如查看原文请点：http://blog.chinaunix.net/u2/63541/showart_521390.html |
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